Hello May,

The name ’May’ sounds like a sweet, soft and gentle person but, I was disappointed and astounded after reading your post. So I look at your profile.

At your profile, I did not see your gender or the address where you reside. Therefore, you could be a Male, a Female or a Transvestite. One thing I do know for sure is, you can’t express yourself without using Foul, Stinky, Abusive and Swear words. Could it be your progeny (Genes) or the foul upbringing by your parents? Or no parents to teach you good manners like a ‘bastard’. Your whole body and innards must be really full of the stuffs which you relished to use. As for us, we don’t use swear words even in anger.

If I know your address, I would like to help you get rid of those foul, stinky and abusive words out of your mouth and system by sending a dozen cake of Carbolic soap to disinfect. Wash and scrub it out until they disappear. If that doesn’t work, I can still send you a dozen bottle of disinfectant Toilet Cleaners Domestos/Harpic (Hospital Double Strength) and hard brushes to give your foul mouth a good wash out.

Tell me if you need them. My pleasure to help you, so that you will transformed into a nice person to suit your lovely name’ MAY’

I am Polaris.