Yew's World
Yeah Harry I saw a policeman superglued to his motorbike yesterday
Aparently the kid that did it just said......
They made me do it

Yew's World
I wonder what happened to all my friends Harry ?
Oh you mean the targets of The bRoyal Thai Police
Well as soon as the police knew they were friends of mine they were targets
I know they were Mr Young... all part of the 40% commission scam, I mean scheme

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Harry do remember how I predicted to Shinawatra and his gang that if the corruption continued Bob was going to put them through Hell on Earth
Oh you mean Bob from Kingston on the reef Mr Young.....
No Harry I mean Bob Cloud the Sherrif who's in charge of everything

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Bob doesn't like people being executed and nor do his neighbours the Wailers
They were told by Bob that if anymore people are executed he'd turn the island into a desert

I am very sorry about this Harry but do you remember you banned Concorde because it was too noisy ?
Oh yes Mr Young I remember you were really annoyed with me because your father was on a commitee that fought to save Concorde from being shelved
Well Harry I am about to take my revenge on you for that one... I just wrote to Dr. Taïeb Chérif The Secretary General of the International Civil Aviation Organization urging him to persuade the Aviation Industry to reroute all their Singapore stopover flights through Bangkok instead because Bob doesn't like people being executed

And Bob just made everyone in Singapore a Jehovas Witness so you won't have any staff for the Army Navy or Air Force anymore and they'll all have to leave Singapore because you banned Jehovas Witnesses
He's done what?
Sorry Harry all Bob said he thought it would be a great joke for us to play on you

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Harry have you met my daughter Apinya's friend called Magic?
Oh the Nigerian she went mushroom picking with
That's right Harry
Well he's planning on opening a drug store on Orchard Road later in the year.
What sort of drug store ?
Oh Harry don't ask stupid questions

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Harry you know that Swiss bank account you've got
Which one Mr Young ?
Oh for God's sake how do you expect me to know which one
Well Harry... Bob isn't very pleased with you and doesn't really want you round his place
He's wondering why you haven't donated that $1 Billion to aid poor children in Asia yet
Oh no am I in trouble with him Mr Young?
Yes Harry you are in lots of trouble with Bob and he's told the neighbours to get you on the phone to Switzerland or his friend Julius over there is going to make an extraordinary mistake

Yew's World
I'm not feeling very well Mr Young what with Bob and the Wailers bothering me for $1 million
No Harry for God's sake listen its $1 Billion dollars Bob wants you to spend on the poor children of Asia not $1 million you twit
Bbbut that's nearly ALL my money Mr Young
That's right Harry..... well done for working that one out<br><br>Post edited by: erikyoung, at: 2007/07/22 20:32

Well Mr Young what if I called up Louise at The United Nations and asked her to help out
Harry I am a United Nations Ambassador and I am helping you out by telling you what you need to do
Oh yes I forgot
Well try remembering