Harry you know that Chris Lamp bloke who hangs around all our cars.. where's he gone recently
Well Mr Young someone got really annoyed for all the tickets he'd given them and phoned the police up claiming he was a trafficker..
Not again are you serious Harry
Yes Mr Young they executed him for being a drugs dealer<br><br>Post edited by: erikyoung, at: 2007/07/22 03:23

Harry when are your friends the Yardleys turning up to see us?
No they're the Yardies Mr Young not the Yardleys.
What? where did you meet them Harry?
Well Mr Young when we were in Burma....
OK Harry and they told you they were from Kingston and...
That's right how did you know Mr Young?
you thought they meant they were English
That's right how did you know Mr Young?<br><br>Post edited by: erikyoung, at: 2007/07/22 03:53

Harry do you remember what I heard when that police mans son had been saying ... no no not 10 million baht... 70 million baht we can get him to pay....
Oh you mean when that policemans son told your new wife terrible stories about you and how a package would be put under your washing machine and how the Royal Thai Police would find it because they already knew it had been put there for them to find...
That's the one Harry when they planned to put me in prison as a drugs dealer and make about US$ 2 million out of it or I would die in the place
Yeah I remember about three to four years ago when you lived at Bangkok Garden Apartments owned by the Sophonpanich family

Yes that's right Mr Young you absolutely freaked out and flew to the UK thinking of calling up ex MI6 Alex Manson to see if he could find out what was going on
That's right Harry I was worried abou policemen trying to be tailors
Never ever trust The Royal Thai Police ... Harry don't ever ever trust them....

Yes Mr Young I remember your new wife told you the two of you should move to one of your two apartments you bought above THE ASCOTT in Bangkok but strange things started happening there from day 1
That's right Harry like my US$28,000 Rolex Daytona they stole out of the 32nd floor apartment and Harry the fire that looked suspiciously like someone started it that burnt out the 33rd floor apartment
That's right Mr Young the fire with the man sized hole in the suspended ceiling
and the Thai Police were trying to claim they could prosecute you for negligence you could go to prison
Never ever trust The Royal Thai Police.... Harry

Well Mr Young do you remember how some people warned a member of The Ascott staff with a policeman were planning to take your apartments off you
Yupp I remember several warnings about someone and The Royal Thai Police
and then the rumour of how they wanted my US$300,000 supercharged Range Rover as well
That's right Mr Young
I know it is Harry

Do you know what an M72 is Harry
A highway?
No Harry its an anti-tank missile that goes through reinforced concrete that's 60cm thick
Really Mr Young
Yes Harry and I tell you Harry if I was The Royal Thai Army I would tell those policemen that if they annoy anyone again we'll give them the bang of their lives

Well Mr Young I wonder who got all your car money when your Range Rover was never returned ?? Maybe the police took 40% like they were being offered if they made a person into a drugs dealer. 40% of their asset wealth that was the offer made by Thaksins gang
That's right Harry and I am not very happy about it
Well Mr Young a couple of those gun shots near you were pretty close
I know they were Harry

Guess what Harry I found this great way to help stop corruption
Really?
Yeah really Harry its just you need to let people know it is for real
Really?
Yes really Harry
You see I read in some part of the Thai Constitution that if a corrupt policeman places the defendant at risk of being imprisoned say for 5 years and the police were lying... then the police will go to prison for 15 years .... I wonder if they are aware of this ?
Ha be funny if they weren't Mr Young Ha Ha Ha

Yew's World
Why are you laughing so much Harry?
Well Mr Young you know those Royal Thai police in that pick up that went past earlier well while they went into that shop to collect the insurance premium a couple of kids put superglue all over the steering wheel
What ?
Yeah these kids were in hysterics laughing their heads off because the policeman driving was glued to the steering wheel
That's called imaginative innovation Harry
What a clever idea Mr Young
I agree Harry that will teach the police not to leave their windows open