My dear Royal Subject
HM's Royal Ahyu Control Association has been monitoring all Ahyu activities and noticed that we had received your membership application under many many names. RACA has identified that you are certified ahyu and perfect candidate for "suicide protestor" tranining. RACA welcome you back and will train you to get better and support you to become a special person you'd like to become.
HM needs more royal subjects like you so more suicide protestors and closer to Royal Throne for HM!!



By the authority of HM himself

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