"I had God given talents, articulated insights.
I am a man of both worlds. I had experiences of both
extremely different societies."

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN
This is exactly what HM is seeking. HM is currently reviewing all
applicants for the special service for his Harem. HM appointed the
selection committee which particular emphasises on the selection
criteria- most importantaly Royal Servant to HM in this particular
area must be able to prove that his special insights and talent are
HEREDITARY!!! HMs ROYAL SURGICAL team will perform the final operation
once the appointment is approved by the HM himself.


by the authority of HM himself


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Royal Asst